Finger In The Door

Hmm, I had a sudden epiphany as my index finger was slammed shut into the door of my car today. Maybe I shouldn’t worry so much about others and start to think of myself more.

What happened was that after an early morning gym session as I was leaving the car park, another car signalled that she wanted my place. So in I hopped to my car and tried to exit the parking spot as quickly as possible so as to not hold up the traffic waiting behind her.

Me being me, I’m usually quite a clumsy person, so in my rush to exit quickly, I kinda slammed the tip of my index finger in the car door. OUCH! Seriously OUCH! Luckily it was only the tip… hence there wasn’t much damage to the finger. Much…

On my drive home, I started to wonder, why the fuck should I care about exiting the parking spot quickly in the first place? She wanted the spot, so she should be patient and wait for it. And screw all the other cars waiting behind her… But then I think of all the times I wait forever behind a car coming out of a parking spot because he/she takes their own sweet time while holding up the traffic and is wasting everyone else’s time. And I seriously don’t want to be one of those mother fuckers that waste others’ time…

Sigh… is it true that I sometimes put the priorities of others ahead of my own priorities? I don’t know the answer to that… but what I do know is that after slamming my finger in today… I’m going to start to be more careful, and not hurt myself in the process just to please others.

I guess getting my finger squashed is also partly my own clumsy fault… but seriously, in my defence, I would have certainly have been more careful and less clumsy if I wasn’t in a hurry.

This reminds me of the bridge in Sara Bareilles’ song ‘King of Anything’. The bridge goes something like:

All my life I’ve tried to make everybody happy
While I just hurt and hide
Waiting for someone to tell me it’s my turn to decide

Its a very nice song, with a catchy tune. You guys and gals should check it out :)

Signing out.

A Poster of Luv

Happy Lunar new year of the Rabbit!



I'm currently back in my home town to celebrate the new year with my family and friends, and over the weekend decided to hit the usual watering hole in the heart of kl city - MP. Went with a few gay friends, and despite it being a Chinese new year weekend, there were still quite a number of guys there.

The one thing that really caught my eye in MP was the valentine day poster! Omg, it was a picture of Goku and Vegeta together... one of the two main characters of the classic manga, Dragon Ball!

When I was a kid, not too long ago I assure you, I use to read Dragon Ball all the time. In fact I have literally the whole collection of the manga in the malay language version. And... I have always fantasized about those two characters getting it on! and Woah!

Here's MP's Valentine Day's flyer!

Haha... This is one of those celeb couples like one of my previous post that I secretly (now not soo much a secret anymore) hoped for. Check out the poster, and if you're a Dragon Ball fan, I'm sure it'll turn you on :p Goku and Vegeta together is almost as awesome as Naruto and Sasuke together. Wahahaha!

Here's Goku with his Saiyan alter ego Kakaroct... kind of a CNY tribute to my eyes :P


Signing out.

Oysters Makes You Grow Horns

I’ve been thinking a lot about aphrodisiacs, and one of the more well-known one is the oyster. So oysters are supposed to make a person feel more hyped up about sex, and want it more. Well that is what an aphrodisiac is right? To in some sense make a person sort of horny.

So this certainly made me think, have I ever felt hornier after consuming oyster products? A lot of Chinese cooking uses oysters as an ingredient. Dishes such as the oyster omelette, a.k.a. “Ohh Zhien”, Dumplings, a.k.a. “Zhang” and also seafood noodles, do add oysters in. Also oyster sauce, is a very common marinade and flavouring in Chinese food is found in heaps of other Chinese dishes. So I can’t help but ask myself if I felt any more, hornier after eating them.



The answer is most certainly: not really. So then I start to think… why is oyster considered an aphrodisiac, is there a particular chemical compound within the sea crustacean that heightens our sex drive? And if there really is such a chemical compound within the oyster, why hasn’t a major pharmaceutical tried to extract it and market it as a substitute to Viagra, a multi-billion dollar industry…

Did some light reading on the net and found that some people reckon oysters increases one’s horny-ness because it supposedly smells like pussy. Yes you heard me right, pussy. I sure hope this piece of information doesn’t deter any of you from oysters, coz even as I type this out now, I still luv oysters… Although I seriously doubt they do smell like an actual cunt.

Anyway, if this whole pussy and oyster thing has any truth to it, does that mean that oysters only work as an aphrodisiac on straight guys and dykes? Does it not work on gay guys whom prefer ass and cock? LoL! A little something to ponder on guys, next time you want to order those expensive air flown oyster entrees to try to get into a guy’s pants, think twice… the oysters may have no effect on him at all.

To all the Chinese out there, Happy Chinese new year to you! And remember to eat more dried oysters, as the Cantonese pronunciation of dried oysters means “good things”, hence it will be at the very least auspicious to consume them oysters, even if they don’t make you any hornier.

Signing out.